Reading Roars!

I was biting into a steak at an Italian restaurant (Bella Napoli) in central Swansea last night, when a bizarre thought entered my mind. I suddenly saw resemblances between the restaurant layout and the structure of this blog.

The restaurant bar was on my right, manned by a chirpy Rossoneri-supporting Italian with a penchant for The Sun’s Dear Deirdre. Bar… sidebar. Sitting atop the bar were the menus, and the bartender was ready to guide and answer any query I had (like the search box).

Similarly, ahead of me, running left to right, was the high street, like the header graphic on my blog. The kitchen behind me was like the blog footer and the important bit in between, the dining area, was like the column you are looking at right now, where the content is displayed.

Now and again, the restaurant received a visitor or two, but thankfully no spiders (yes, I’m a wuss: I don’t like arachnids).

Has anyone experienced anything similar? Or was my large San Jovese wine, quite simply, too large?