Reading Roars!

More desperation in credit crunchy times.  I received the following two text messages from a popular Reading gym I’d recently left (I won’t name it):

<fitness centre> want you back as a member, rejoin before the <date> & receive a ONE month contract & NO joining fee!

then

Re-join <fitness centre> by 8pm today & recieve [sic] NO joining fee, NO set up fee + a one month contract.  T&C’s apply Call NOW!

Er, no.