Reading Roars!

And the Idiot of the Week prize goes to a man from Reading who rang 999 to say his wife was refusing him sex. According to The Sun:

He complained to the operator that he was being denied his “matrimonial rights” and to ask for an ambulance crew to “examine” her.

I will end here as I must make an important call to emergency services. The fridge is out of beer and I can hear the Champions League anthem blaring…